What the what?

It was supposed to be mid-90s today. Even after our terrific rainstorm/windstorm/hailstorm last night, the forecast still called for hot today. Even when I woke up this morning to overcast and cool, the weatherman swore it would heat up. Even at lunch time it was still 71 degrees and weather.com kept saying it would reach 95 degrees by 6pm. My friends, it is now 3pm and it is still low-70s. Hell itself must rise up out of the earth to pull off the hot day I was promised.

Also, how in the world are weathermen still employed?